smsguru.in

 
*

*

Home arrow Santa Banta SMS
Tendulkar is an opener E-mail

santa asks banta to bring a pepsi.
banta brings a bottle of pepsi
but goes directly to Tendulkar.
why ?? why ??
Ans: Tendulkar is an opener.
 
he is a PM not AM E-mail

Banta asked Santa: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
Santa: Very simple, because he is a PM not AM
 
I had already SEEN the Movie E-mail

santa : “I saw my Wife going 2 a movie with a strange Man.”
Friend : “Did u follow them inside?”
“No yaar,” replied santa “I had already SEEN the Movie !”
 
We’ll Come Next Year With 1 More E-mail

Banta Went for Divorce
Judge: You have 3 Kids
How Will you Divide Them?
Banta Thinks Hard & Says,
‘Oye.. IDEA, We’ll Come Next Year With 1 More
 
When I am sick I kiss my wife try it E-mail

Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work.
Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try it.
Two hours later Santa sms 2 boss: Me ok, ur wife very sweet.
 
<< Start < Prev 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Next > End >>

Results 36 - 40 of 613

Translate

English French German Hindi Italian Portuguese Russian Spanish
Enter your email address:
RSS Subscribe