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Lag Jaye To Wo Hasti Hai E-mail

BANTA-Tere Ghar Se Hamesa Hasne Ki Awaz Aati Hai,
Khusi Ka Raaz Kya Hai?
SANTA-Meri Biwi Muje Jute Marti Hai,
Lag Jaye To Wo Hasti Hai,Nahi Lage To M Hasta hu.
 
Goal is mein nahin cricket mein hota hai E-mail

Santa n Banta were watching a cricket match.
When Dhoni hits a boundary.
Banta: Kya Goal mara.
Santa: Raha Na bewakoof ka bewakoof,
Goal is mein nahin cricket mein hota hai.
 
1 din wo hmare ghar aye to hum soye huye the E-mail

Teacher: story sunao with moral.
Santa: 1din hm un k gar gye to wo soye huye the,
1 din wo hmare ghar aye to hum soye huye the.
Moral: Jaisi karni, waisi bharni.
 
tujhe apna laptop bada karwana hai E-mail

Banta: tujhe apna laptop
bada karwana hai..?

Santa: Haan yaar..

Banta: to fir Isme se
window nikalwa ke darvaja fit karva le..
 
Doctor asks Santa to give urine sample E-mail

Doctor asks Santa to give urine sample, stool
& sperm sample for his yearly checkup.
Santa: I'm in a hurry doctor,
can I leave my underwear!
 
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