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oye khoty "bluetooth" da zamana hai E-mail

Admi:Santa aap ka aik dant blue Q hai?

Santa:Yaar main ne ink lagayi hoyi hai,

Admi:Hain! Wo Q ji

Santa: oye khoty "bluetooth" da zamana hai.
 
main samja shayed Tumhary hai E-mail

Santa to banta: Yaar Tumhary Bewi shehar(city)
ke hai ya pind(village) ki..
Banta: Pind ki.
Santa:ooh acha . main samja shayed Tumhary hai.
 
khun 2 DHARAMENDER Pee jata hai E-mail

Santa-yar banta apne India me sabhi
kutte kamjor q hote hai?
Banta:kyuki sab kutto ka khun 2
DHARAMENDER Pee jata hai.
 
DOST HI DOST KE KAM ATTA HAI E-mail

A MAN TO HIS FRIEND-MAIN APNA PURSE GHAR PE
BHUL AAYA MUJHE 1000 RS KI ZARURAT HAI
BANTA-DOST HI DOST KE KAM ATTA HAI YE
LE 10 RS RIKSHA KAR KE PURSE LE AA.
 
Jab railway Fatak Band hota hai E-mail

Santa: yaar I Notice a very Impotant thing
Banta: Wht is that?
Santa: Jab railway Fatak Band hota hai
Tab TabTRain Jarur aati hai.
 
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