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"Can I have a burger and coke?" E-mail

Santa walks into a library & says,
"Can I have a burger and coke?"
Librarian, "I'm sorry, this is a library."
Santa whispers, "Can I have a burger & fries?"
 
Petrol mehnga ho gaya hy E-mail

Santa: Yaar ab tu mujhe SMS kyu nahi karta?

Banta: Petrol mehnga ho gaya hy.

Santa: Petrol & SMS?

Banta: Paisa load karvane k lye ghar
se 10 km Dur bike pr jana prta hy.
 
gate pr Welcome ka board lagaya tha E-mail

Santa: Yar muje Major Rohail ne
social work krne Pr bohat mara.

Batna: Social Work?

Santa: Han, me ne qabristan k gate
pr Welcome ka board lagaya tha.
 
Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai E-mail

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?
 
Aqalmand ke liye ishara kafi hota hai E-mail

santa fouj me bharti hua....

2 Din bad jung shru ho gaiii.....

santa ki topi per goli lagi....

santa ne hathyaar phenk diye

aur chup kar bola ..
" Aqalmand ke liye ishara kafi hota hai...
 
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