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Yaar aaj to 1 Rs. me 3 amrood mil gye E-mail

Santa: Yaar aaj to 1 Rs.
me 3 amrood mil gye.
Banta: Wo kaise?
Santa: 1 Rs. ka 1 usne dia,
1 mai utha k bhag gya,
or 1 usne muje fek ke mara...
 
Mein to diwana hoon shadi-shuda aurton ka E-mail

Girl to Banta: Kya shaadi k baad bi
tum muje itna pyar karoge?
Banta: Kyon nahin? Mein to diwana
hoon shadi-shuda aurton ka.
 
Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha E-mail

Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u?
Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha,
yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya.
 
pagli sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai Hai E-mail

Santa College Ki Ladki se Bola
I love U!
Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo
Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hu!
Santa: pagli sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai Hai.
 
Mujhe ye nahi chahiye koi SONAY ki Cheez do E-mail

Shadi ki raat Santa apni Biwi k
liye Gulab ka Phool le kar Aaya

Biwi:Mujhe ye nahi chahiye,
koi SONAY ki Cheez do

Santa:Ye lo Takiya aur SO Jao.
 
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