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walking in the highlands E-mail

Santa & Banta were walking in the highlands
then suddenly Santa fell down in a deep hole.
Banta: Are you ok?
Santa: Fine thanks!
Banta: Did you break anything?
Santa: No, there's nothing down here!
 
Santa kissed his girl friend E-mail

Santa kissed his girl friend in the park.
Girl: Plz ye sab shadi se pehle…
Santa: Don't worry darling, I'm already married.
 
What kind of a wife do you want E-mail

Santa: What kind of a wife do you want?
Pappu: Exactly like moon;
which appears in the night and disappears in the morning!

 
Stop looking at girls E-mail

Jeeto to Santa: Stop looking at girls, u r married now.
Santa: U mean if I am on diet, I can't look at the menu also?
 
Santa & Banta were walking in the highlands E-mail

Santa & Banta were walking in the highlands then suddenly Santa fell down in a deep hole.
Banta: Are you ok?
Santa: Fine thanks!
Banta: Did you break anything?
Santa: No, there's nothing down here!

 
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