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Santa talking on phone E-mail

Santa talking on phone.
Banta: Kis se baat kar rahe ho?
Santa: Biwi se. Banta: Itne pyar se...?
Santa: Tumhari hai.
 
luv with a nurse E-mail

Santa falls in luv with a nurse...
After much thinking, he finally writes
A love letter to her: "I luv u sister."

 
Qutub Minar kahan hai E-mail

Santa: Qutub Minar kahan hai?
Pappu: Pata nahi.
Santa: Kabhi ghar se nikla karo.
Pappu: Ram Lal kaun hai?
Santa: Pata nahi.
Pappu: Kabhi Ghar me bhi raha karo.
 
Meri biwi mujhe chod ke chali gayi E-mail

Banta: Meri biwi mujhe chod ke chali gayi.
Santa: Tu uska khyal nahi rakhta hoga.
Banta: Arre yaar, Sagi behan ki tarah rakhta tha.
 
Santas son in School E-mail

Q: How do you recognize a Santa's son in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books
when the teacher erases the board.

 
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