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Santa is driving down a road E-mail

Santa is driving down a road and sees a sign that says,
"Watch for Fallen Rocks."A few kilometres later,
he sees some rocks at the side of the road, so he stops and picks them up
When he gets to the next town, he carries the rocks
into the Highway Maintenance office and puts them on the counter.
"Here are your fallen rocks," he says to the man behind the counter.
"Now where is my watch?"

 
On a motorcycle E-mail

Santa, Banta & Bobby were going on a motorcycle.
Policeman gives hand to stop.
Santa shouted: Oye pagal,
pehle hi 3 bethe hain tu kahan baithega?
 
Main aur meri girlfriend shaadi kar rahe hain E-mail

Santa: Main aur meri girlfriend shaadi kar rahe hain.
Banta: Wow, Kab?
Santa: Meri 7 Dec ko aur uski 13 Jan ko.
 
Santa went to a museum E-mail

Santa went to a museum where he broke a statue.
Officer: U have broken a 5000 years old statue.
Santa: Thank God, mainu lagga nava si…

 
Whats an adult joke E-mail

What's an adult joke?
Santa: Any joke which is eighteen years old.
 
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