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Teri Sabse Badi Takat Kya Hai? E-mail

Santa-Teri Sabse Badi Takat Kya Hai?

Banta-Meri Patni

Santa-Sabse Badi Kamzori ??

Banta-Dusro Ki Patni.
 
My son is in medical college E-mail

Santa: I’m a proud father.
My son is in medical college.
Banta: What’s he studying?"
Santa: He's not studying,
they are studying him!
 
Do you want to see any one before you die? E-mail

Doctor to Banta : You will die within 2 hours.
Do you want to see any one before you die?
Banta : Yes. A good doctor.
 
tera kutta to buhat intelligent hai E-mail

santa was playing Chess with his Dog!

Friend: Aray wahhh! tera kutta to buhat intelligent hai....

santa: kiya khaak intelligent hai,

5 me sey 3 to mai jeeta hun...
 
Nurse came out with the newborn kid E-mail


Nurse came out with the newborn kid,
Santa rushed 2 her & after seeing the
kid he shouted, PUTTAR hua PUTTAR.
She slapped him, Leave my finger,
u fool, It's a girl
 
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