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SEASON DHAMAKA OFFER

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SEASON DHAMAKA OFFER
Send your girlfriend to me and win a baby
HURRY UP
First ten will get twins

Girls Hostel ki light chali gayi

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Girls Hostel ki light chali gayi.
Ek ladki ne electric office me phone karke kaha:
Light chali gayi hai, aadmi bhejo.
Replied "Aadmi nahi hai, mombatti se kaam chala lo...

Chacha chachi donon lafangay

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Chacha chachi donon lafangay,
so rahay thay donon nangay,
chachi ko lagi thand,
chacha nay dia lund,
chachi boli yah kia gund,
chacha bola machine gun,
dhasaan dhasan.. dhasaan dhasaan...

sorry sir you can"t smoke here

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Sales Girl: sorry sir you can"t smoke here.
Customer: but i bought cigarate from this shop.
Sales Girl: we sell condom also
but it dosn"t mean you start fucking here.

Har mard ki life dekho

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Har mard ki life dekho to

Without shadi SPIDERMAN

Shadi k time SUPERMAN

Shadi k bad GENTLEMAN

or Biwi khubsurat ho to puri umar WATCHMAN

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