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Gareebi se tang akar husband bola E-mail

Gareebi se tang akar husband bola :

Lagta hai ab to dono hath phelanay paren ge

Wife : jaldi karo nai to mujhe dono tangen phelani paren gi
 
2 Dino Me Sudhaar Deti E-mail

Mein Teri Maa Hoti To Mein Tujhe

2 Dino Me Sudhaar Deti...


Student:
Madam
Kal Tak Mein Apne Papa
Se Baat Kar Ke Bata Dunga...
 
EK AADMI FAMILY PLANING KE LIYE CLINIC GAYA E-mail

EK AADMI FAMILY PLANING KE LIYE CLINIC GAYA
CLINIC KE SAMNE BOARD PE LIKHA THA:
FAMILY PLANING KE LIYA PECHE KA RASTA ESTIMAAL KAREN.
AADMI KHUSH KHUSH WAPIS A GAYA
 
Meet my wife Tina E-mail

Santa: Meet my wife Tina
Banta: Oh! I know her
Santa: How?
Banta: We were caught sleeping together.
Santa: What the hell!
Banta: 10 years ago, during lecture in Maths class
 
Love is like E-mail
   
Love is like a "PANT" But friendship is like a "CHADDI",
bcoz "PENT" phaat bhee jaee to "CHADDI"
Izzat bacha leti hai.. So thanks for being my "Chaddi"
    
 
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