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jail me kaise aye E-mail

inspector:
jail me kaise aye?
sardar: media ki ladki khadi thi, uske siny pe
Press likha tha,
inspector:Phir?
Sardar: meiny press kar dia.
 
Ek choti bachi ne prostitute se poocha E-mail

Ek choti bachi ne prostitute se  poocha :
Aunty aap ka paas itna bara gher hai
paisa hai cars hain, aap ka business kia hai?
prostitute : bus beta ek mera HOLE SALE ka business hai
 
ek sardar ke 20 bachay they E-mail

ek sardar ke 20 bachay they
1 din uski wife ne poocha:
Mein kaisi lag rahi hoon?
Sardar: Roop tera mastana paas mere mat aana
phool koi phir se na khil jaye
 
Madam ne aa ker kaha E-mail

Hostel ke compound mein ladkiyan
cycle chalatay hue shor ker rahi theen,
Madam ne aa ker kaha:
Shor kam karo warna cycle pe phir se seat laga dun gi
 
2 girls returning from movie E-mail

2 girls returning from movie
1st : mere paise chori ho gaye hain,
2nd : lekin tu to paise bra mein rakhti hai
1st : mujhe kia pata tha ke
wo kameena paise nikaal raha hai
 
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