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PAAD Ke NAM EK SWEET POEM E-mail

PAAD Ke NAM EK SWEET POEM
Jo maray wo fresh,
Jo songay wo crash,
Kabi awaz kabi be awaz hota hy
Mgr badbo apni hr su pehlata ha,
Kabi poooon,
Kabi paaaan,
Kabi padar padar niklta ha.
 
A foreigner lady asks time to a sardarjee E-mail

A foreigner lady asks time to a sardarjee.
When he told her the time, she slaps her.
Do you know what he said?
The time is Bra Pantys(12:35), in punjabi
 
what is the idea of a horror scene E-mail

Q: what is the idea of a horror scene ?
THINK

THINK

ANS: u r having s@x with pregnent lady
and suddenly a hand holds ur lulli from inside !!!!
 
papa aap papa kaise banay E-mail

Santa ka beta : papa aap papa kaise banay ??
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Santa : puttar pa pa ke
 
Mere hont tumhien choney ko tarsain E-mail

Is Suhaney mosam main tumhara saath ho,
Garm bister main kambal orhay tum pass ho,
Mere hont tumhien choney ko tarsain,
Kash aisa kabhi ehsaas ho!
I Love u
TATA TEA
 
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