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Husband & wife are like liver and kidney E-mail

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
 
10% of road accidents are due to drunk n driving E-mail

10% of road accidents are due to drunk n driving.
Which makes it a logical statement that
90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!
Piyo Sar Utha Ke!
 
Lord Rams birth place Ayodhya E-mail

In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don’t have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram’s birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna’a birth place, Jail.
 
If I misuse one word against someone E-mail

Teeth said to Tongue “If I just press you little hard,
you will get cut.
Tongue replied: “If I misuse one word against someone,
then all the 32 of you will come out at once”
 
Take a bath so that others can live E-mail

U r a nice person...
But...
U have to do 2 things early in the morning...
1. Pray to God so that u can live....
2. Take a bath so that others can live.
 
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