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It gives Luxuries but not Happiness E-mail

Don't Trust Money,

Bcoz it gives Bed but not Sleep

It gives Books but not Mind

It gives Luxuries but not Happiness

So

Transfer it to My Account..
 
A man in temple left a notice E-mail

A man in temple left a notice,

"Don't steal my shoes,-boxing champion"

when he returns,he sees shoes missing, with a notice,

"Don't try to catch me,-Olympic champion".
 
Zara zara touch me touch me touch me! E-mail

Last night my books were dancing in my dream .
Do u know on which song? Guess??
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Guess??
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Zara zara touch me touch me touch me!
 
Den boyz cry fr life time E-mail

Boys have fun by teasing girlz,
Den girlz cry fr few mins.
Girls have fun by loving boyz
Den boyz cry fr life time
 
Make sure that 3 girls dnt meet each other E-mail

Secret of happy life:
Get a girl who
cooks well,
Get a girl who
looks well,
Get a girl who
is rich
But
Make sure that 3 girls dnt meet each other.
 
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