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Boys are always more intelligent than girls E-mail

Boy: Boys are always more intelligent than girls
Girl: Any proof?
Boy: We always say intelliGENT,
have u ever heard telling intelliLADY. .??;-)
 
Legs: to kick you if u ever forget me!! E-mail

God made us body parts for a reason.
Eyes: to look at you
Hands: to pray for you
Mind: to remember you
Heart: to miss you
and…
Legs: to kick you if u ever forget me!!
 
Then wat r u doing on my bed E-mail

Girl sitting on a park bench.
Funny Begger: Hi Darling...!
She angrily: How dare u call me as darling....?
Begger: Then wat r u doing on my bed.........
 
then all the 32 of U will come out at once E-mail

Teeth said to Tongue If I just press
u little hard, u will get cut.
Tongue replied: If I misuse one word against someone,
then all the 32 of U will come out at once
 
My nights are going sleepless E-mail

My nights are going sleepless,

my days are going useless.

So I asked GOD, “is this love?”.

GOD replied, “no dear, result is near.
 
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