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A cute Nurse came 4 the interview E-mail

A cute Nurse came 4 the interview.
Dr: What salary U Xpect?
Nurse: Rs.10,000.
Dr was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure.
Nurse: With pleasure it's 25,000 :
 
I SWEAR I’LL NEVER DRINK water E-mail

I had VODKA with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had WHISKY with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had RUM with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I SWEAR I’LL NEVER DRINK water….!!!
 
Don’t have 5 minutes to Clean out the Litter Box.?” E-mail

Wife to Husband :
“You spent
6 nights creating a
45 minute Powerpoint
to explain Why You
Don’t have 5 minutes
to Clean out the Litter Box.?”
 
Anjali B.com,2nd year, tution time 6-8 E-mail

Boy:-waz ur name?
gal:-Q btau?
me tumhe janti bhi nahi
Boy:-mat batao me bhi kaunsa tumhe apni "FERRARI"me bitha raha hu.
Gal:-Anjali B.com,2nd year, tution time 6-8.
 
she will surely remember you E-mail

“Help a girl
when she is in trouble,
and
she will surely
remember you..

only
when she is again
in trouble..”
 
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