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Who is Mahatma Gandhi E-mail

Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?
Student:- He is the one who helped Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!
 
No i will also live with ur sister E-mail

Sardar: Will u marry , after i die .
Wife : No i will live with my sister.
Wife : Will u marry , after i die.
Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister.
 
Girl friend is night partner E-mail

Girl friend is for fun,
Wife is for son,
Girl friend is night partner,
Wife is life partner,
Girl friend is tooty fruity,
While wife is Qismath pooti.
 
Philosophy of life Is E-mail

Philosophy of life Is
At d beginning of relationship,every girl treats her boyfriend as "GOD"
later on somehow
That alphabets get reversed!! And That Is "Dog"
 
higher studies yaar E-mail

Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying..
When a person asked what he was doing..
He replied.. Oye! higher studies yaar...
 
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