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Everyday she gives me a nice love letter E-mail

Teacher- who is your favourite writer?

student- your daughter.

Teacher- why??

Student- Everyday she gives me a nice love letter.
 
friendship is not possible after love E-mail

Love is possible after friendship
but
friendship is not possible after love
because
medicines work before death
later nothing can be cured….!
 
A girl ask to moulvi! can i kiss a man? E-mail

A girl ask to moulvi! can i kiss a man?
moulvi: astaghfirullah! astaghfirullah!

girl: can i kiss a boy?
moulvi: laahulawala quwata………

girl: can i kiss u?
moulvi: Bismillahh bismillah!
 
If no one claims it Within three days E-mail

Man: Officer! There’s a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don’t worry. If no one claims it
Within three days, you can keep it.
 
a man can handle country in the age of 18 E-mail

Legal voting age-18 yrs
Legal marrige age-21 yrs
Goverment means that a man can handle
country in the age of 18 but not a wife.
 
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