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God Granted Me One Wish E-mail

God Granted Me One Wish.
I Asked For World Peace,
He Said Its IMpossible
Please Ask For SoMething Else.
I Asked HiM To Make You Intelligent,
He Said Wait Let Me Try World Peace…

 
Khudane Jab Tujhe Banaya Hoga E-mail

Khudane Jab Tujhe Banaya Hoga,
Confusion Ka MoMent Aaya Hoga,
Kabhi Monkey To Kabhi Donkey Banana Chaha Hoga,
End Me Donoka Mix Pasand Aaya Hoga…

 
BABA ka Mela E-mail

Haridwar main BABA ka Mela laga hua hain,
Prasad main Kambal bate ja rahe hain.
Kisi our ko mat batana ye sms sirf selected,
BHIKARIYOKO bheja ja raha hain.

 
Ye Badal Ye Bijli Sirf Aapke Liye Hai E-mail

Ye Badal Ye Bijli Sirf Aapke Liye Hai,
Ye MausaM Ye Hawa Sirf Aapke Liye Hai,
6 Mahine Bet Gaye Aapko Nahaye Hue,
Ye Barish Sirf Aapke Liye Hai…

 
You are proof E-mail

You are proof that God has a sense of humor.

 
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