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my beautiful wife E-mail

My darling, my lover,
my beautiful wife,
Marrying you really messed up my life...

 
Calling you an idiot E-mail

Calling you an idiot,
would be an insult to all the stupid people.
 
Someday you may lose your hair E-mail

Someday you may lose your hair,
you may lose your teeth,
your money & even lose your mind.
But one thing you?ll never loose
Is your good looks because you cant lose
what you don't have.
 
Why did God Create U E-mail

Why did God Create "U before Me....?
Ans: Bcause he wanted to Create a SAMPLE,
Be4 Creating A *Master-Piece
He! He! He! Hu!! Hu!! Hey!! Hey!!"
 
I look at the moon E-mail

I look at the moon, the moon is beautiful...
I look at you.. I.. I'd rather look at the moon again..
 
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