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Desi Jokes & Funny SMS
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A population survey being taken in a modern times by telephone in the state of Sri Balu Prasad Jadavji.
"NAMASKAR, yeh male/female janch seva samithi hai. Agar app purush hai to phone pe 2 no. ka button dabaiye, aur agar app female hai to phone par 6 no. ka button dabaiye, agar inmae se kuch bhi nahe to kuch bhi na dabaiye hum samaj jayen ge."
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Non Veg SMS
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Preeto Santa’s wife was going to her Parents and was packing the suitcase with need-full.
Santa goes to his friend Bantu and says, “She is so innocent and loving that she even takes the condoms with her for remembering me.”
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Desi Jokes & Funny SMS
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kitni hasin ho tum
khudko dusroki nazrose bachaya karo
sirf kaajal lagana kafi nahin
galeme nimbu mirchi bhi latkaya karo
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Best Wishes SMS
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Ankho me khushi, labon pe hansi,
gamo ka kahi naam na ho,
aapko jahan ki saari khushia mile,
aur in khushio ki kabhi shaam naho
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Good Morning SMS
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Bhige mausam ki khushbu hawao me ho,
Apki dosti ka ehsaas in fizao me ho,
Yuhi sada rahe apke Hoto pe Muskurahat,
Itna asar meri duao me ho......
good Morning
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