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SMS Shayari
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Ye dard mit gaya to phir?, Ye zakhm sil gaya to phir…?
Bichhar kar sochta hoon main, Wo phir se mil gaya to phir…?
Main titliyon k shehar mein, Rahoon to mujh ko fiker hai…
Wo phool jo khila nahi, Wo phool khil gaya to phir...?
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SMS Shayari
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phoolon ki wadi me ho basera tera
sitaron ke aangan mein ho ghar tera
dua hai aik dost ki ik dosti ka
kay tujh se bhi khubsurat ho naseeb tera
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Non Veg SMS
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There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.
This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them ..!
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Jokes & Funny SMS
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Yes or NO? It's all the same!
Fill these blanks with YES or NO
............., I don't have a brain.
............., I don't have sense.
............., I am stupid.
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Jokes & Funny SMS
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A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
“You’ll get your chance in court,” said the Police officer.
“No, no no!” said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying for years.”
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