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Flirting SMS
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Sweet candies are very nice to eat,
Sweet words are easy to say,
But Sweet people are hard to find. My goodness… How did u find me …??
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Love & Romantic SMS
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Leave it once it’ll will be left forever,
Get it once it’ll be yours forever,
It’s nothing but LOVE,
LOVE only once and you’ll be loved forever.
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Jokes & Funny SMS
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Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?”
Witness: “He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’”
Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?”
Witness: “My name is Susan.”
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Jokes & Funny SMS
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A man & wife are in bed.He farts & shouts ''Goal.''
His wife farts & shouts ''One all.''
When the score gets to two all,the man strains so hard he craps the bed.
His wife says ''What the hell was that?''
''Half time - swap sides.''
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Friendship SMS
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Yun to kisika peecha nahin karte,
Dard-e-dil diya aur liya nahin karte,
Ittefaq ki baat hai ye hamari dosti varna,
Itna kimti SMS kisi ko kiya nahin karte.
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