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Nahi beta sabhi exams walo ka yehi haal hai E-mail

Din me chain nahi,raat ko neend nahi
jee nahi lagta hai kahin
Ae Khuda kya ye pyaar hai??”
“Nahi beta sabhi exams walo ka yehi haal hai”
 
poonch kutte ko to nahi hila sakti hai na E-mail

Munnabhai: Ae circuit yeh kutte poonch kyun hilate hain?
Bole to Dog tail shaking WHY?

Circuit: Common sense hai bhai ab
poonch kutte ko to nahi hila sakti hai na.
 
Meri wife ko nahi bolna E-mail

Nurse – “Mubarak ho.. Sardarji.. aap papa ban gaye..”
Sardarji – ” Meri wife ko nahi bolna..
main use surprise doonga..!”
 
Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha E-mail

Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi. Wah! Kia Larki thee!

Wife: Akeli ayee hogi?

Husband: Tum ko kese pata?

Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!
 
Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti E-mail

LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.

CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man,
but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti.
Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!
 
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