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Police station chalte hoo E-mail

Boy-mere sath chalogi.
 
girl-kaha?

Boy-jaha tum kaho.

girl-ok ! Police station chalte hoo.

Boy-lo batao ab banda apni bahen se mazak bhi nahi kar sakta..
 
3 idiot aur bhi jyada hit ho sakti thi E-mail

3 idiot aur bhi jyada hit ho sakti thi,
...
agar
.....
Karina bhi kahti,

"Jahapanah tusi great ho TOHFA kabul karo."
 
Batao saal me kitne mausam hote hain E-mail

Teacher: Batao saal me kitne mausam hote hain?
Student: “Sir 4 mausam.”
Teacher: Kaun kon si?
Student:”Hadtaal, Election, Imtehanaat, Hungame.”

 
Titanic K Sath Baniya Bhi Doob Raha Tha E-mail

Titanic K Sath Baniya Bhi Doob Raha Tha
Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha
Dost: Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?
Baniya: Shukar Hai Main Ne Return Ticket Nahi Khareeda.
 
If you were a calendar of my life E-mail

Wife: I am the book of your life.
Husband: Yes exactly you are right.
If you were a calendar of my life,
then once a year I’ll change it.
 
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