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Lekin SHER hamesha akela aata hai E-mail

Principal asked Prem:
Why r u late?
all ur classmates came to d class on time
I replied:
"Jhund me to kutte aate hain.
Lekin SHER hamesha akela aata hai.

 
Le Ab Himmat He to Aage Gake Dikha E-mail

1Bar Class Me 1Ladki Gana Gane Lagi
"Zara Zara Touch Me"

Tabhi 1Ladka Utha
Aur Use Touch Kiya,
Fir Bola=Le Ab Himmat He to Aage Gake Dikha.

 
Kyo Ki Aap Aisa Nahi Kar Sakte E-mail

Baap- Tumne Apni Mummy Se Unchi
Aawaz Me Baat Ki.?

Beta- Mujhe Pata Hai Ki
Apko Jalan Ho Rahi Hai..

Kyo Ki Aap Aisa Nahi Kar Sakte.

 
Jo humne parso hotel se churaya tha E-mail

Patni:Humare naukar ne chandi ka chamcha churaya
Pati:Kaunsa?
Patni:Jo humne parso hotel se churaya tha

 
"AAYA SAAWAN JHOOM KE" E-mail

Mama ne nayi swift Car Li,
swift Car K Peche Likhwaya

"SAAWAN KO AANE DO"
Peche se truck Ne Thok Diya,

Truck Par Likha tha
"AAYA SAAWAN JHOOM KE"

 
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