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BARISH K WAKT BIJLI KYUN CHAMAKTI HAI E-mail

MUNNA BHAI: ABEY CIRCUT YE BARISH
K WAKT BIJLI KYUN CHAMAKTI HAI?
CIRCUT: bahi bolay to upper wala torch maar
kar dekhta hoga kahin sookha to nahi reh gaya
 
Humne To Pure Mulk k Liye Rakha Hua Hai E-mail

American Citizen:

Hum Log Ghar ki Rakhwali k Liye kUTTA Rakhte Hain.

Pakistani Citizen:

Ye Konsi Bari Baat Hai..

"Humne To Pure Mulk k Liye Rakha Hua Hai.."
 
Mera Shohar Dair Sey Ghar aya hai E-mail

Police:Bibi Ap Bahut Bahadur Hain,
Ap Ne Dakoo Ko Bohat Mara.

Lady:Mujhy Kya Pata Tha
k Wo Bechara Dakoo Hay,

MeiN To Samjhi K Mera Shohar
Dair Sey Ghar aya hai.
 
Pahele Kyu Nahi Bataya E-mail

GIRL-Dear Hum Kaha Ja Rahe Hai?

BOY-Long Drive Par Dear.

GIRL-Pahele Kyu Nahi Bataya.

BOY-Mujhe Bhi Abhi Pata Chala
Jab Break FAIL hua.
 
Pehle Aap 10 Rupe Dete They E-mail

Faqeer: Pehle Aap 10 Rupe Dete They,

Phir 5, Ab 1 Rupya Kyu?

Aadmi: Pehle Mein Kunwara Tha,

Phir Shadi Ki, Ab Bache Hein....

Faqeer: Bohot Khoob,

Matlab Mery Paison Sy Ayashian..!!
 
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