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Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai? E-mail

Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main
tum se shaadi nahi karsakta .
gharwale mana karrahe hai.
Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai?
Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche
 
lagana thappar os pagal ke monh pe E-mail

if sumone calls u crazy,dont mind,
if sumone calls u duffer,relax,
if sumone calls u stupid be cool,
but if sumone calls u “cute”

lagana thappar os pagal ke monh pe,
mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai.
 
alpenlibe jee lalchaye raha n jaye E-mail

Teacher:shadi kya hai?

student:kunwaro k liye
"alpenlibe"
jee lalchaye raha n jaye..

or shadishuda k liye
"chlormint"
dubara mat puchna...
 
Agr 1 ghanta pehle le aty to hum isy bacha lete E-mail

Dr. to Patient's frnd: Agr 1 ghanta
pehle le aty to hum isy bacha lete.

Friend: Aby saly,
aadha ghanta pehle to iska accident
hua hai 1ghanta pehle kese le ata?
 
Do memon hotel mein aik dusre ko mile E-mail

Do memon hotel mein aik dusre ko mile...

4 din baad dono mar gaye...!

Wajah kya thi...?

Woh 4 din aik dusre ko dekhte rahe..

Ke khana kon mangwaye ga...?
 
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