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Taxi me baith kar chala gaya...!! E-mail

Garmi me Bus Stop pe Log bus K
intizaar me khade the,
1 Faqir aya,
Sub se Bhik mangi
Or
Taxi me baith kar chala gaya...!!
 
School 7 baje Shuru Hota Hai E-mail

Miss: Aaj Tum Late Q Aae?
School 7 baje Shuru Hota
Hai Fir der Q Ki?

Kid:Miss,Aap Meri Itni Fikar Mat
Kiya Karo Log Galat Samajhte Hai.!
 
batao mere hath mai kia hai? E-mail

Aik Pagal (hath mai cigarette chupa kr):
batao mere hath mai kia hai?

dosara pagal: rail gari...

1st:Tumhe kaise pata chala?

2nd:maine dhuwan niklte dekha...
 
bijli ki tarah kaam karna E-mail

Maalik Naukar say:
yeh tum kisi bhi kaam k liye
jaatay ho to wapas aanay main
2-3 ghantay kyun laga daitay ho. ?

Naukar:
sahab aap nay he to kaha tha
k bijli ki tarah kaam karna ...
 
kabhi bimari,to kabhi honeymoon E-mail

boss:pichle 6 mahino mein tumne kitni chhutiya li hai.
kabhi bimari,to kabhi honeymoon,
bacheki bimari.ab kya hai?

karamchari:kal meri shaadi hai.
 
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