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Har ek jazbaat ko zuba nahi milti E-mail
SMS Shayari

Har ek jazbaat ko zuba nahi milti,
Har ek aarzoo ko dua nahi milti,
Muskaan banaye rakho to duniya saath hai,
Warna aansuon ko bhi aankho me panaah nahi milti.

 
Santa was standing in front of the mirror E-mail
Santa Banta SMS

Santa was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
His wife asked what you are doing.
He said-I am seeing how I look while sleeping.

 
Santa visits Chinese friend dying in hospital E-mail
Santa Banta SMS

Santa visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
The Chinese friend just says 'CHIN YU YAN' and dies.
SANTA goes to China to find the meaning of his friend's last Words.
And finds It means 'U R STANDNG ON the OXYGEN TUBE!'

 
Please give your contribution E-mail
Jokes & Funny SMS

Friends I am collecting Gandhi’s photos.
Please give your contribution to my collection.
A small condition is, It must be on
100, 500 or 1000 rupees note only.

 
seriously hottest kisses E-mail
Jokes & Funny SMS

seriously hottest kisses
Nice Kiss is on Head.
Sweet Kiss is on Cheeks.
Passionate Kiss is on Lips.
Romantic Kiss is on Neck
and
Seriously Hottest Kiss is on “IRON”

 
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