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nahi itne TASTY k habit ban jaye

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Miss you SMS
mana hum itne SWEET nahi, k diabetes ho jaye. nahi itne SALTY k BP badh jaye, nahi itne TASTY k habit ban jaye, aur hum itne KADWE bhi nahi k yaad hi naa aaye....MISS ME ALWAYS

If no one claims it Within three days

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Jokes & Funny SMS
Man: Officer! There’s a bomb in my garden! Officer: Don’t worry. If no one claims it Within three days, you can keep it.

bijli ki tarah kaam karna

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Desi Jokes & Funny SMS
Maalik Naukar say: yeh tum kisi bhi kaam k liye jaatay ho to wapas aanay main 2-3 ghantay kyun laga daitay ho. ? Naukar: sahab aap nay he to kaha tha k bijli ki tarah kaam karna ...

Ae khuda aisi takdir bana

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SMS Shayari
Apne Dil ki baat apaku keh nahi sakte, Binkahe bhi jee nahi sakte, Ae khuda aisi takdir bana, aap hamse khud akar kahe Hum apke bina reh nahi sakte.

tera kutta to buhat intelligent hai

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Santa Banta SMS
santa was playing Chess with his Dog! Friend: Aray wahhh! tera kutta to buhat intelligent hai.... santa: kiya khaak intelligent hai, 5 me sey 3 to mai jeeta hun...

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