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take my hand when u feel all alone E-mail
Friendship SMS

Walk to me when ur hearts needs company,
take my hand when u feel all alone,
turn to me when u need some 1 to lean on,
bcoz I'm a friend u can always depend on.

 
Do you want to see any one before you die? E-mail
Santa Banta SMS

Doctor to Banta : You will die within 2 hours.
Do you want to see any one before you die?
Banta : Yes. A good doctor.

 
unki tasveer aankho me lekar rote hai E-mail
SMS Shayari

har roz unki yaado me khote hai,
unki tasveer aankho me lekar rote hai,
bhig na jaye ye tasveer aansuo se kahi,
isliye hum aankho se nahi dil se rote hai.

 
A girl ask to moulvi! can i kiss a man? E-mail
Jokes & Funny SMS

A girl ask to moulvi! can i kiss a man?
moulvi: astaghfirullah! astaghfirullah!

girl: can i kiss a boy?
moulvi: laahulawala quwata………

girl: can i kiss u?
moulvi: Bismillahh bismillah!

 
batao mere hath mai kia hai? E-mail
Desi Jokes & Funny SMS

Aik Pagal (hath mai cigarette chupa kr):
batao mere hath mai kia hai?

dosara pagal: rail gari...

1st:Tumhe kaise pata chala?

2nd:maine dhuwan niklte dekha...

 
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