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Santa Singh MBBS E-mail
Santa Banta SMS

After finishing his MBBS, Dr. Santa Singh starts his Own practice.
He checked his first patient's Eyes,
then the tongue, and finally the Ears using a torch.
Finally he said Battery is Ok !!!

 
A Teacher lecturing on population E-mail
Best Wishes SMS

A Teacher lecturing on population:
'In India after every 10 secs a women gives birth to a kid. '
Santa stands up- 'We must find & stop her!.

 
Hum dua karte hain Khuda se E-mail
Desi Jokes & Funny SMS

Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye,
Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!

 
College ki galion mein E-mail
Desi Jokes & Funny SMS

College ki galion mein ajjeb khel hota hai,
Class ke bahane dilo ka khel hota hai,
Notes ki jagah luvmail hota hai,
Isliye to Pappu har saal fail hota hai

 
Gadha jo khaaye wo Ghaas ho tum E-mail
Friendship SMS

Gadha jo khaaye wo Ghaas ho tum,
Buddhe ka Chyawanpraash ho tum,
Idiot, stupid, bakwaas ho tum,
Par jo bhi ho! Yaar! Dost Jhakaas ho tum.

 
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